30 May 2007 @ 09:46 am
What a Bunch of Shipping  
I need my own miniature electronics manufacturing plant, complete with impoverished South Asians.

Raw materials: 10 cents, Labor: 7 cents, Price: $2.99, Shipping $6.99

OK, probably assembled by robots.
 
 
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Kevin[info]nvk on May 30th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
I mitigated the shipping costs by adding a bunch of cables I don't need to the order. I'm smart like that.
(Anonymous) on May 31st, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
Impoverished South Asian
I happen to have in inventory one impoverished South Asian who has been held captive here in Billings by an Electrical Contracting firm which shall remain unnamed. I could make him available for a nominal sum (I'm thinking $17.40), but need to inform that he comes complete with accessories, namely a wife, 7 kids and one in the box (so to speak). Shipping and handling will add $19,276.42 (Standard ground crate: allow up to 14 non-business nights, and excluding weekends and holidays).

Act now, before INS gets wind and snaps up this screaming deal!

Add $72.50 for a Berlitz package on Khorat Thai.

Eager to help in Billings, MT.
saskehava[info]saskehava on June 10th, 2007 05:38 pm (UTC)
New LJ user
I had nothing to add to comments regarding robotic assembly, or any of that kind of ship. I am just experimenting with how LJ works for a user, having signed up last night. In the process, and as you no doubt see, I signed you up as a friend, family group type, and am guessing that you received notice of that event in some manner or other, but, just in case, thought I would post a comment here. I'm still working on profound commentary to post on my site: look forward to that!

Saspop